tastefullyoffensive:

Palm Reading for Millennials [medium/gemmacorrell]

tastefullyoffensive:

Palm Reading for Millennials [medium/gemmacorrell]

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

x

ninasaurio:

0negirlarmy:

GOD LOOK AT THIS PERFECTION

now THIS IS HOW LIVE ACTION ADAPTATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK

I’M TALKING TO YOU M NIGHT SHALAYAMANANA

southpawbandit:

sollux-dont-ask-me-captor:

evianwaterprotectioninstitute:

i just got the weirdest boner

I stared at this for 10 minutes before i finally reblogged.

mmm omg

southpawbandit:

sollux-dont-ask-me-captor:

evianwaterprotectioninstitute:

i just got the weirdest boner

I stared at this for 10 minutes before i finally reblogged.

mmm omg

hellofromtumblr:

Finally.
An internet for everything you want. Touch it. Find it. Love it. Spread it. 
Make the internet yours

hellofromtumblr:

Finally.

An internet for everything you want. 
Touch it. Find it. Love it. Spread it. 

Make the internet yours

thewicked-eternity